Slippery Noodle: The abuse of administrative powers to mess around with the forum posts of other members, commonly adding the suffix "Slippery Noodle" to the end of their posts, for the entertainment of the noodler(s). Often used on n00bs.
Bladen caught thhe slippery noodle somehow without slicing through it with his sharp scythes. He looked at it for a moment; it was perfect! he reached out to give it to Nina so that she could have a look at it. Slippery Noodle.
A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.