noodle duck

a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.

"look at that noodle duck!"
"im a noodle duck"

by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017

noodlefucka

any shady or untrustworthy individual, ie a skank, sleeze, busto, bitch-ass punk, etc.

"Did you here what Ronnie did behind Michelle's back? He is such a noodlefucka!"

by Jake Heyer October 14, 2008

Noodlefuck

To have sex with an insufficient erection.

You call that wood? That was a noodlefuck.

by Conan The Gentleman May 6, 2009

noodledick

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

by Jsims December 6, 2006

NoodleCuckkk

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022