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Nooboid
Nooboid, also referred to as "n00b01d" is an extremely offensive term used to somebody who plays video games in a diabolical way.
The term "nooboid" is originated from the words "noob" and "retoid" which comes from the word "retard" said in a Scottish accent.
A "nooboid" is the lowest of the low, it is ranked way below "noob", if you were to be a "nooboid" it would be impossible for your skills to become any lower.
It is believed people who are said to be nooboid's don't even know how to use a standard keyboard and mouse, some can't even type, this way most nooboid's in the world are still undoscovered as of today.
The term "nooboid" is originated from the words "noob" and "retoid" which comes from the word "retard" said in a Scottish accent.
A "nooboid" is the lowest of the low, it is ranked way below "noob", if you were to be a "nooboid" it would be impossible for your skills to become any lower.
It is believed people who are said to be nooboid's don't even know how to use a standard keyboard and mouse, some can't even type, this way most nooboid's in the world are still undoscovered as of today.
New-player: Wat butan is fire?1
Professional-gamer: noob...
Professional-gamer2: noob? he's a total nooboid ffs.
Professional-gamer: noob...
Professional-gamer2: noob? he's a total nooboid ffs.
Nooboid by Matthew W Smith September 14, 2006
Noobazoid
a super l33t noob that fails at life. this particuler kind of noob likes to waste your time thinking hes so great a can beat everyone at any game, he also likes to boast about how gay he is. if they are on a computer forum they love to suck up to the modarators/admins
Nobazoid:i am so great
Computer dude: dude i just owned you in that game we had
Noobazoid:but now i have skills
Computer guy:that was 5 minutes ago
Noobazoid:STFU man wtf stop flaming me you noob i can beat everyone just leave me alone
Computer dude: dude i just owned you in that game we had
Noobazoid:but now i have skills
Computer guy:that was 5 minutes ago
Noobazoid:STFU man wtf stop flaming me you noob i can beat everyone just leave me alone
Noobazoid by a very sneaky midget March 31, 2009
noobazoid
noobazoid by noo ba zoid April 16, 2003
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