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Nooboid, also referred to as "n00b01d" is an extremely offensive term used to somebody who plays video games in a diabolical way.

The term "nooboid" is originated from the words "noob" and "retoid" which comes from the word "retard" said in a Scottish accent.

A "nooboid" is the lowest of the low, it is ranked way below "noob", if you were to be a "nooboid" it would be impossible for your skills to become any lower.

It is believed people who are said to be nooboid's don't even know how to use a standard keyboard and mouse, some can't even type, this way most nooboid's in the world are still undoscovered as of today.
New-player: Wat butan is fire?1
Professional-gamer: noob...
Professional-gamer2: noob? he's a total nooboid ffs.
Nooboid by Matthew W Smith September 14, 2006
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A mass pwntage of n00bs. Often used in FPS to describe killing a large team of camping nubs with a grenade or air strike. To exterminate all noobs.
Alternate meaning: to kill a large group of enemies using n00b tactics such as a n00b tube.
player 1: ZOMG did u c that 1337 skillZ?
player 2: total noobocide is happening in this area
noobocide by wing dings March 30, 2008
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noobidity 

the state of being noobish, or the level of noobishness someone has. like stupidity, only noobier.
Dude: hey man, i just met this nooblet, they were such a nooblet they didn't know what nooblet meant.
Man: dude, that noob's noobidity was supreme.
noobidity by ann o. nemous December 9, 2009

noobidiot 

Someone who does something so stupid that using just "noob" or "idiot" isn't enough.
Marty: "I just posted my Social Security Number on Twitter for ez likes."

Zack: "You noobidiot!!!"
noobidiot by EuropeanMapping April 16, 2022
The act of being a newbie who's careless to read the manual and/or asks questions that stupefy himself.

By mixing the words "Stupid" and "Noob," we form "Noobid."
Stop asking dumb questions, you're so noobid!
noobid by mammal December 10, 2003

noobzoid 

1337er form of saying someone is noob
That guy is such a noobzoid, sif get that item.
noobzoid by Syk0tic May 4, 2006
it's me noobody, lol
noobody by burger the k1d September 15, 2023
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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