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Nooboid, also referred to as "n00b01d" is an extremely offensive term used to somebody who plays video games in a diabolical way.

The term "nooboid" is originated from the words "noob" and "retoid" which comes from the word "retard" said in a Scottish accent.

A "nooboid" is the lowest of the low, it is ranked way below "noob", if you were to be a "nooboid" it would be impossible for your skills to become any lower.

It is believed people who are said to be nooboid's don't even know how to use a standard keyboard and mouse, some can't even type, this way most nooboid's in the world are still undoscovered as of today.
New-player: Wat butan is fire?1
Professional-gamer: noob...
Professional-gamer2: noob? he's a total nooboid ffs.
Nooboid by Matthew W Smith September 14, 2006
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A mass pwntage of n00bs. Often used in FPS to describe killing a large team of camping nubs with a grenade or air strike. To exterminate all noobs.
Alternate meaning: to kill a large group of enemies using n00b tactics such as a n00b tube.
player 1: ZOMG did u c that 1337 skillZ?
player 2: total noobocide is happening in this area
noobocide by wing dings March 30, 2008
Related Words

noobidity 

the state of being noobish, or the level of noobishness someone has. like stupidity, only noobier.
Dude: hey man, i just met this nooblet, they were such a nooblet they didn't know what nooblet meant.
Man: dude, that noob's noobidity was supreme.
noobidity by ann o. nemous December 9, 2009

noobidiot 

Someone who does something so stupid that using just "noob" or "idiot" isn't enough.
Marty: "I just posted my Social Security Number on Twitter for ez likes."

Zack: "You noobidiot!!!"
noobidiot by EuropeanMapping April 16, 2022
The act of being a newbie who's careless to read the manual and/or asks questions that stupefy himself.

By mixing the words "Stupid" and "Noob," we form "Noobid."
Stop asking dumb questions, you're so noobid!
noobid by mammal December 10, 2003

noobzoid 

1337er form of saying someone is noob
That guy is such a noobzoid, sif get that item.
noobzoid by Syk0tic May 4, 2006
it's me noobody, lol
noobody by burger the k1d September 15, 2023