Noobazoid

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a super l33t noob that fails at life. this particuler kind of noob likes to waste your time thinking hes so great a can beat everyone at any game, he also likes to boast about how gay he is. if they are on a computer forum they love to suck up to the modarators/admins

Nobazoid:i am so great

Computer dude: dude i just owned you in that game we had

Noobazoid:but now i have skills

Computer guy:that was 5 minutes ago

Noobazoid:STFU man wtf stop flaming me you noob i can beat everyone just leave me alone

Noobazoid by a very sneaky midget March 31, 2009

noobazoid

a name given to someone who rules on the xbox/playstation :)

i'm noobazoid ing tonight

noobazoid by noo ba zoid April 16, 2003

Related Words

noobazoid • noobaloid • noobzoid • noobazor • Nooboid

Nooboid

Nooboid, also referred to as "n00b01d" is an extremely offensive term used to somebody who plays video games in a diabolical way.

The term "nooboid" is originated from the words "noob" and "retoid" which comes from the word "retard" said in a Scottish accent.

A "nooboid" is the lowest of the low, it is ranked way below "noob", if you were to be a "nooboid" it would be impossible for your skills to become any lower.

It is believed people who are said to be nooboid's don't even know how to use a standard keyboard and mouse, some can't even type, this way most nooboid's in the world are still undoscovered as of today.

New-player: Wat butan is fire?1
Professional-gamer: noob...
Professional-gamer2: noob? he's a total nooboid ffs.

Nooboid by Matthew W Smith September 14, 2006

noobazor

A noobazor is very relevant to the term noob. It means an extreme noob, or a very dumb person.

Wow, that kid is only a level 3, what a noobazor.

noobazor by setyourphasers August 14, 2007

noobaloid

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.

noobaloid by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

noobzoid

1337er form of saying someone is noob

That guy is such a noobzoid, sif get that item.

noobzoid by Syk0tic May 4, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026