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Noobsapian 

the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.
Roy shot the Noobsapian dead and its pelt is now hang on his wall.

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.
Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER
noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

Noobscape 

Noobscape is a new addition to the popular game Runescape, noobscape means that high level players will be able to thieve from noobs! Noobscape ftw.
A level 90+ is able to steal 30 coins from a noob in lumbridge when noobscape is implemented.

Level 90:SUP NOOBWIGGA

Level 3:G1MM3 ST(_)FF PL0X!!1!11

Level 90 thieves from noob.

Level 90:PWNT J00 WIGGA
Noobscape by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA May 30, 2006

noob slap 

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*
noob slap by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

NoobSlayer69420 

That one guy on the bad guys team that pisses off everyone by spawn killing, team killing, and vote killing.
Player 1: WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!
NoobSlayer69420: Bruh you suck...
Player: SHUT THE HELL UP KID!
In the old times if you disobayed orders in the army you had your arms tied behind yor back and a giant kaneing with your pants down on your penis, there fore nobslap
"Running away from my battle son that calls 4 a good old nobslap"
Nobslap by Dom November 8, 2004