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To slap someone and call them a noob.
"My sister's boyfriend is such a noob." "Then noobslap him."
noobslap by FunkRenegade September 21, 2005
Words you can keep

Noobsapian 

the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.
Roy shot the Noobsapian dead and its pelt is now hang on his wall.
Noobsapian by Evil-ghost-ninja April 19, 2006

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.
Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER
noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

Noobscape 

Noobscape is a new addition to the popular game Runescape, noobscape means that high level players will be able to thieve from noobs! Noobscape ftw.
A level 90+ is able to steal 30 coins from a noob in lumbridge when noobscape is implemented.

Level 90:SUP NOOBWIGGA

Level 3:G1MM3 ST(_)FF PL0X!!1!11

Level 90 thieves from noob.

Level 90:PWNT J00 WIGGA
Noobscape by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA May 30, 2006

noob slap 

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*
noob slap by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

NoobSlayer69420 

That one guy on the bad guys team that pisses off everyone by spawn killing, team killing, and vote killing.
Player 1: WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!
NoobSlayer69420: Bruh you suck...
Player: SHUT THE HELL UP KID!
In the old times if you disobayed orders in the army you had your arms tied behind yor back and a giant kaneing with your pants down on your penis, there fore nobslap
"Running away from my battle son that calls 4 a good old nobslap"
Nobslap by Dom November 8, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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