Nobslap

In the old times if you disobayed orders in the army you had your arms tied behind yor back and a giant kaneing with your pants down on your penis, there fore nobslap

"Running away from my battle son that calls 4 a good old nobslap"

by Dom November 8, 2004

Nubslap

The normal reaction to listen to a nub talking shit: A back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (This is referred to as a Nubslap).

The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.

Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.

by urbann00b January 7, 2005

noobslap

To slap someone and call them a noob.

"My sister's boyfriend is such a noob." "Then noobslap him."

by FunkRenegade September 21, 2005

Buttcicle Nob Slap

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.

Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."

by Innit B November 24, 2006

Butt Broth Nob Slap

At the time of ejaculation whilst participating in a buttwank the receiver waps there shit/cum broth soaked nob and slaps it in there partners face leaving a nob shaped imprint on there forehead.

Also leaving the broth 'shit & cum' stain all over there face.

"Alex wacked his wang out quickly from between Tom's butt cheeks and slapped Alex in the face whilst cuming."

"Oh my a Butt Broth Nob Slap you have given me"

by John Bizzle November 18, 2006