Noobscape 

Noobscape is a new addition to the popular game Runescape, noobscape means that high level players will be able to thieve from noobs! Noobscape ftw.

A level 90+ is able to steal 30 coins from a noob in lumbridge when noobscape is implemented.

Level 90:SUP NOOBWIGGA

Level 3:G1MM3 ST(_)FF PL0X!!1!11

Level 90 thieves from noob.

Level 90:PWNT J00 WIGGA

Noobscape by WIGGAJIGGANIGGA May 30, 2006

noobscube 

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.

"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."

noobscube by Saulbak January 14, 2009

noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie).] + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

NoEscape.exe 

It is a creepy virus. Do not install it on any real system.

I just got infected by NoEscape.exe.

NoEscape.exe by MyHatsuneMikuWriter June 11, 2021

Noobsapian 

the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.

Roy shot the Noobsapian dead and its pelt is now hang on his wall.

Noobsapian by Evil-ghost-ninja April 19, 2006

noobslayer 

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.

Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER

noobslayer by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008