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Looks like the nooboo got his First allowance
Nooboo by 459395 March 28, 2022

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

when you are a chad who had a dad named Brad and you're watching an ad on your iPad with a british lad who's singing a ballad and you're really mad, sad and bad
The british lad: Oi mate, you want some crisps, eh?
You: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Brad: My child...
You: Dad?
The british lad: Who the fook is this twat?

noobhole 

A place where noobs gather , preferably a hole which is dirty as the vajayjay of a flying rat.
What the hell , necro is such a noobhole.
That guy with the big head is such a noobhole.
noobhole by Chris Mologotron June 26, 2008

noobrometor 

a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.

yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.

noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11

Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.

Elephantaro: FALUR
noobrometor by Dus10 January 16, 2008

NOOBGOOBER 

The act of using the word “Nigger” as a white male in order to feel safe from getting shit on by black people.
Tyrone is a Noobgoober or Kenzie is a Noobgoober
NOOBGOOBER by Jumbo dung September 24, 2019
A man from the hood who's networth doesn't count in numbers and plays CS:GO.

Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.

You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.

Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.
"Pass me that pigskin noobdog."

"Noobdog, Stop manipulating me!"

"Why are you standing on my decoy noobdog."
noobdog by Haxn't March 3, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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