A combination of an asshole and a noob. Someone who uses their incompetence to show dickheadedness behaviour.
Student: How come I didn't get marks for question 3 although my answer is correct?
Professor: You didn't use the same method I did, how do I know it's correct and you didn't just copy it from somewhere?
Student: What a noobhole
an adjective to describe one as being or in the state of being a noob.
Eric: Hey Colin check out my new puppy
Colin: Nah dude its only like 3 months old, its pretty noobious compared to mine.
Eric: Yeah, I guess you're right. Your so cool/good looking/smart/better than me!
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.