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having the utmost of noobest qualities

an adjective to describe one as being or in the state of being a noob.
Eric: Hey Colin check out my new puppy
Colin: Nah dude its only like 3 months old, its pretty noobious compared to mine.
Eric: Yeah, I guess you're right. Your so cool/good looking/smart/better than me!
Noobious by Colinnn June 17, 2007
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Noobious Eradicus 

(1)noobious eradicus is a species of human(or very talented monkey) that are extremely dangerous in the online world.

(2)noobious eradicus is a word used to describe online gamers that hate noobs. they will kill any noob on sight, even if they are on the same team.

NEVER get in the way of a chargeing noobious eradicus, or u'll be terminated.
that guy is a noobious eradicus, watch out for him on the battle field. he is crazy!
Noobious Eradicus by clintooon September 7, 2008

Noobious Maximus 

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!

Noobious Eradicus 

(1)noobious eradicus is a species of human(or very talented monkey) that are extremely dangerous in the online world.

(2)noobious eradicus is a word used to describe online gamers that hate noobs. they will kill any noob on sight, even if they are on the same team.

NEVER get in the way of a chargeing noobious eradicus, or u'll be terminated.
that guy is a noobious eradicus, watch out for him on the battle field. he is crazy!
Noobious Eradicus by clintooon September 7, 2008

Noobious Eradicus 

noobious eradicus is a species of human(or very talented monkey) that are extremely dangerous in the online world.

noobious eradicus is a word used to describe online gamers that hate noobs. they will kill any noob on sight, even if they are on the same team.
NEVER get in the way of a chargeing noobious eradicus, or u'll be terminated.
that guy is a noobious eradicus, watch out for him on the battle field. he is crazy!

noobhouse 

A team of noobs; A noob clan; A noob who owns a server;A server full of noobs
Bong: My server pwns!
Fred: No this sever is a noobhouse
noobhouse by Andrew Parksly August 3, 2005

Noobimus Prime

Leader of the Noobitrons, A Noobimus Prime is someone who is fluent in the ways of a noob.
"Chris is such a Noobimus Prime"
Noobimus Prime by JerryJerry December 14, 2008
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