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noobrometor 

a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.

yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.

noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11

Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.

Elephantaro: FALUR
noobrometor by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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A man from the hood who's networth doesn't count in numbers and plays CS:GO.

Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.

You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.

Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.
"Pass me that pigskin noobdog."

"Noobdog, Stop manipulating me!"

"Why are you standing on my decoy noobdog."
noobdog by Haxn't March 3, 2020

Noobdoosh 

A noob that is also a douchebag
"Wow, Original-Brodels-TJ is a real noobdoosh, huh?"
Noobdoosh by Rick Hexum January 20, 2009
A youtube streamer who plays CS:GO
Also known as boring or boring channel
Used to be a hacker but now plays without cheats.

Notorious online troll, who makes people mad and used cheats and exploits on people in counter strike.

He's good at triggering people and making them mad in the game, to the huge amusement of his fans.

Also has been described as late 4chan culture

Noob dog
Can you just kick me? I wanna play with my friends.

I just got Noobdog into my game and now I cant move
Noobdog by Sadbrylan92 January 16, 2023
A random, meaningless collection of letters that make you sound like a total and utter fuckhead. Often used online.
omg d00d ong u roxxors!!!1!
Noobomb by Paranoid July 3, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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