noob-com

Noob-Communication

Shown and used in the PurePwnage video 'Micro-Management'

It's what noobs say to eachother during gameplay etc. - n00b smack talk!

Narrator: Demoralizing enemy n00bs with smack talk, known in the academy as noob-com

Player 2: What's the Time?
Player 1: Your Mum, o'clock

Player 1: Are you even playing the same game I am?
Player 1: Soo did you rent your XBOX from Blockbuster Videoo?
Player 1: Right thats a n00b school bus..Right, you're on it
Player 1: Hey, I just saw a FOXnews report, on how good you are..
Player 1: See..uh..Someone who sucks called you, and they want their skills back..
Player 1: We have a level 2 n00b alert, this guy's a bomb whore!

noob-com by Darren Williams April 8, 2008

Noob Combo

A powerful weapon combo in the hit Xbox game, Halo 2. To perform it, a player finds a Plasma Pistol and Battle Rifle, takes them, charges the Plasma Pistol and fires off a shot at the opponent, instantly making the target lose their shield. Then the player needs only to switch to the Battle Rifle and fire off one shot to the head (or two shots to the body) to get an instant kill on the target.

It is widely used in maps like Colossus and Beaver Creek. Do not judge the combo by its widely-used name, however. It takes skill to some extent to aim the Battle Rifle in the right spot.

Player 1: How did you get 40 kills, Player 2?

Player 2: Noob combo, biyatch.

Noob Combo by Mehro March 25, 2005

noob combo

the noob combo in halo 2 that is widely used by newbies and elite players alike...usually better players use it because they are losing, but the truth is that everyone uses it. and if u are truly good at halo 2, u can beat the combo.

my teammate: "damn noobs with that damn noob combo! I hate them!"
me: "dude, u had the combo too, dipshit"

noob combo by PrivatePoopsick April 18, 2006

noob combo

the combination of a plasma pistol, followed by a secondary BR. God damn it you people suck.

Gamer1(blue team), "dude, i just died and all i saw was a green splodge on my screen!"
Gamer2(red team), "ha, you just got pwned"
Gamer3(blue team), "that's weak man, you are using a noob combo you noob/noob whore!"

noob combo by me34 June 28, 2007

Noob Combo

A weapon combination discovered in Halo 2.

The noob combo consists of a plasma pistol and a battle rifle. The user would charge the pistol up and fire it on the opponent. The green blast follows and homes in on the target making escape unlikely. This causes the victims shield to be stripped and then the noob combo users quickly switches to the battle rifle and shoots the victim in the head, causing a instant kill (even if the user misses the head, it only takes a 2nd shot anywhere on the body to finish the victim off).

the Noob combo is used by just as you would expect, noobs. Typically the people using it suck with the legit weapons and want a unfair advantage against their opponents. It eventually got to the point where players would immediately set off to find the 2 needed weapons as soon as a match would start... Thus ruining the Halo 2 experience for many legit gamers.

Noob combo was also used to spawn kill quite often. Despite its overwhelming frustration, the noob combo is possible to beat. The best method is to quickly duck behind a wall or object and once the blast misses, quickly kill the noob while he's charging back up. Its not uncommon to see someone resort to using a noob combo to beat a noob combo user. Fight fire with fire. Or in this case, noob with noob.

In Halo 3, the noob combo was fixed with the simple change of making the plasma blast not home in on opponents. Now the noobs are forced to use real tactics and play fair.

Noob Combo player: eye 0wned yu

Legit Player: you used noob combo you dumb nub

Noob Combo by Proem March 9, 2010

noob complex 

A scenario in which you are called a noob and have no power to rebuke it because you're a noob. Attempts to reject the fact will simply move you further down the noob chain.

Person A: "You're a noob."
Person B: "No, you're a noob!"
Person A: "Sorry, you're already a noob. Nothing you say is valid."
Person B: "Damn."
Person A: "Looks like you're stuck in a noob complex."

noob complex by Tyranny of the Majority December 10, 2009

noob combo

Any combo of items in a video game that require little skill but is very powerful. These combos are looked down by higher class players who have mastered other combos but are still getting killed by players who basically cheat by using the same easy combo over and over again.

But you're the master, how did he beat you?
He just kept usin an old noob combo.

noob combo by Slavik Von Stockholm May 4, 2005