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noob shank by Timmos September 7, 2008
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noobshack
A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.
noobshack by isselman2000 September 13, 2009
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Noobshant
(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?
Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?
Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?
Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.
Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?
Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?
Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.
Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
Noobshant by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016
Noobskank
A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
noobskank
A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
noobshanting
(verb)The act of saying something completely stupid and then once criticized for stupidity say you were joking when in actuality you are just very stupid
Noobshant: Dude what does lol mean
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man
Person 2: Stop Noobshanting
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man
Person 2: Stop Noobshanting
noobshanting by L1dnop May 21, 2016
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