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noob shank

The shaft of a penis, a great way to insult someone!
Shane, why dont you grow some facial hair? ya noob shank!
by Timmos September 7, 2008
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noobshack

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.
-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.
by isselman2000 September 13, 2009
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Noobshant

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016
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Noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"
by Koby D January 11, 2009
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noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"
by Koby D January 11, 2009
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noobshanting

(verb)The act of saying something completely stupid and then once criticized for stupidity say you were joking when in actuality you are just very stupid
Noobshant: Dude what does lol mean
Person 2: It means laugh out loud
Noobshant: No it means Lots of Love
Person 2: Your so stupid
Noobshant: I'm just joking man

Person 2: Stop Noobshanting
by L1dnop May 21, 2016
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