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noob cheese

a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.
guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.
by noobynoobnoob December 28, 2009
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noob cheese

A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.
Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"
by Lynn August 14, 2006
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Nobcheesecake

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.
Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!
by GodOfSexualFetishes December 5, 2010
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nobcheese

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)
woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!
by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003
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nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.
After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.
by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006
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nobcheese

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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nobcheese

robert hervery (herbs)
by Robert March 10, 2003
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