noob cheese 

a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.

guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.

noob cheese by noobynoobnoob December 28, 2009

noob cheese 

A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.

Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"

noob cheese by Lynn August 14, 2006

Nobcheesecake 

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.

Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!

Nobcheesecake by GodOfSexualFetishes December 5, 2010

nobcheese 

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)

woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!

nobcheese by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003

nobcheese 

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

nobcheese by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

nobcheese 

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

nobcheese by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

nobcheese 

A nob with cheese on the end

robert hervery (herbs)

nobcheese by Robert March 10, 2003