A slightly more hilarious variation on noob (which is the leet version of the term newbie).

The meaning also extends to those who lack common sense, computer know-how, and/or basic intelligence.

Bob: "How do you turn it on?"
Jeff: "Don't be such a noob cheese, press the power button!"

noob cheese by Lynn August 14, 2006

Related Words

noob cheese • noobcheesecake • nobcheese • Nobcheese sniffer • Nobcheesecake • Nob Cheese Nibbler • noob tube • noob sauce • noob stick • Noob Combo

Nobcheesecake

Really stinky nobcheese that's took years to build up and it may be a funny colour and make you unable to seperate your foreskin from your bell-end.

Ewww, fuck i can smell nobcheesecake, RUN!!!

Nobcheesecake by GodOfSexualFetishes December 5, 2010

nobcheese

Smegma - white stuff found
on one's bell-end under the foreskin when one hasn't washed for a while (allegedly.......)

woman: Phor! Your nobcheese is really pungent tonight!

nobcheese by anon..... :-) June 12, 2003

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

nobcheese by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

nobcheese

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

nobcheese by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

nobcheese

A nob with cheese on the end

robert hervery (herbs)

nobcheese by Robert March 10, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026