nonc

Calling someone a nonce without using the word, so they can't go bitching to their friends about being called a nonc

Emily you are a nonc cause you like little children

by Skengman 5000 April 18, 2018

Nonc

Non-cohesive. Someone who doesn't work in a team. Someone who is in it for themselves. Also known as a me-me.

"He said we should do the task individually"
"What a nonc!"
"Total NoCo"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022

nonc

It means nonce, but without using the letter E, either for comedic effect or to refrain from saying the full word.
May also be used to describe someone that is not a full nonce, but is close.

Friend: You see louie over there? Yea he is kind of a nonc and likes many kids

by Wiillou September 28, 2022

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

by topwise September 4, 2019