TotallyNotThomas's definitions

Exfunkle

Calling your ex a confusing cureword to confuse and insult them.

So I saw that bitch Dave yesterday and he pulled an exfunkle on my ass. He totally exfunkled me! What a dick!

by TotallyNotThomas December 6, 2019

Doing an Emily

Not sleeping, despite really needing to. It's not required to be named Emily or to have sexual relations with someone named Emily to do an Emily.

"Dude, you should sleep!"
"Nah, man. I'm doing an Emily"
"You're doing who?"
"Doesn't matter. I'm not sleeping is my point."

by TotallyNotThomas August 15, 2017

Progresstination

The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.

"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"

by TotallyNotThomas June 2, 2018

Nonc

Non-cohesive. Someone who doesn't work in a team. Someone who is in it for themselves. Also known as a me-me.

"He said we should do the task individually"
"What a nonc!"
"Total NoCo"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022

SoCo

So Cohesive. Opposite of NoCo. What you Me-Me's would call "Cool"

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were ill"
"It's SoCo, pre-tee"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022

Pre-Tee

Pre-territorials. Kinda like boomers, but for people who turned 18 before the end of the 20-week-war. Before the establishment of the Territories

"It's SoCo, Pre-Tee"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022