nomoticon 

Full-text written language in online conversation - the complete avoidance of any emoticons when writing messages via SMS, chats, etc., while writing complete sentences and not using acronyms like LOL.

Katherine avoids emoticons, much to tomas' distress - she expresses what she thinks verbally in nomoticon, while he uses emoticons like ;-(, etc. to express feelings.

nomoticon by tohjensen November 25, 2009

Nomotion

Nomotion: When you get more responsibility and/or duties at work, but no pay raise and no change in your title.

Sally's work load has increased but her pay has not. She is still called the receptionist while she does Accounts Payable and numerous other duties. She has not received a promotion, she has received a nomotion.

Nomotion by UberSpork October 3, 2009

Number-nomicon 

A cursedly hard to decipher math text book.

Stan opened the Number-nomicon, required reading for his college Statistics class. He would have to study hard to successfully manipulate an A out of this numbered alchemy.

Number-nomicon by Sock Rates Fleas November 4, 2008

Homoticon 

The overuse of an emoticon.

"Billy uses a homoticon every time he texts me".

"Well, not everyone who is lame has two bad legs".

Homoticon by Manziatti February 9, 2010

nomotion

The backhanded bitch cousin of the promotion. You get more work, responsibilities, and pressure but no pay increase or benefits.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

nomotion by Micron X February 24, 2010

Nemotional support

Da therapeutic nurturing dat you claim to receive from your pet clownfish so dat you can bring him along wif you in a fishbowl to locales where pets are not usually allowed.

Most establishments accept my assertion dat I need to bring my small orange-and-white shiny-finned buddy along for Nemotional support; they merely ask dat I put a cover on da fishbowl so dat I don't accidentally spill water on da floor.

Nemotional support by QuacksO March 17, 2021

nomotion

Expectation of promotion at the workplace only to be told something else.

I cleaned up 3 loads of vomit at work and then asked for more tasks, got an "allstar" award and nothing else.
Was expecting a promotion but instead got a nomotion.

nomotion by A complete asshole. October 3, 2009