nocturbating 

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

nocturbating by Emurii July 8, 2006

Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.

Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.

Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010

Nosturbating 

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

Nosturbating by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008

Nocturlating 

Nocturnal hibernation, aka sleeping.

He called me last night but I was nocturlating so missed his call.

Nocturlating by MsGrohl February 21, 2010

NASTURBATING 

SHAGGIN THE UGLIEST PERSON IN THE BAR JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

'DID YOU SCORE LAST NIGHT'? " IT WAS GETTING LATE OPTIONS WHERE LIMITED , I DECIDED TO DO A BIT OF NASTURBATING. SO I LIFTED TINA AND WE LEFT FOR HERS"

NASTURBATING by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008