Nocturlating

Nocturnal hibernation, aka sleeping.

He called me last night but I was nocturlating so missed his call.

by MsGrohl February 21, 2010

nocturbating

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

by Emurii July 8, 2006

Nosturbating

When you act the action of masturbating on your nose.

to nosturbate

vowel

He was nosturbating in class.

by Daniel C. 1995 April 30, 2008