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A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
nobster by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
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Knob nobster 

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end
That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore
Knob nobster by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017
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