nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.

Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.

by Willis McGee July 16, 2006

Knob nobster

When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end

That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore

by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

norster

A combintion of "Norman" and the suffix "trickster". A weeb, a game addict, and a sweaty gamer.

You little Norster, get back to work.

by NotNorster August 23, 2022

Nomster

Someone who noms a lot.
a nomming monster.

"omnomnom... "
"Woah that nomster just ate all the cookies!"

by NomsterNomster February 27, 2009

Nomster

What you call a person who has switched the N and M keys on a keyboard.

Person 1: I came to the office early to switch as many M and N keys as possible.

Person 2: You nomster!

by JustSomeHotJuicyMemes August 9, 2020

nabster

Ultimate level of a noob.

Our teammate levay kept feeding the opposite team, he is such a nabster.

by Aedific August 25, 2015

Nocster

A Network Support Engineer working within a NOC (Network Operations Center).

Nocsters focus on layer 1/2 outages whereas NOC Engineers focus on layer 3 outages.

by DreamerBrian~ February 9, 2013