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nobster

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A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
nobster by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
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Knob nobster 

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When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end
That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore
Knob nobster by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017
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norster 

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A combintion of "Norman" and the suffix "trickster". A weeb, a game addict, and a sweaty gamer.
You little Norster, get back to work.
norster by NotNorster August 23, 2022

Nomster 

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Someone who noms a lot.
a nomming monster.
"omnomnom... "
"Woah that nomster just ate all the cookies!"
Nomster by NomsterNomster February 27, 2009

Nomster 

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What you call a person who has switched the N and M keys on a keyboard.
Person 1: I came to the office early to switch as many M and N keys as possible.

Person 2: You nomster!
Nomster by JustSomeHotJuicyMemes August 9, 2020

nabster 

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Our teammate levay kept feeding the opposite team, he is such a nabster.
nabster by Aedific August 25, 2015

Nocster 

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A Network Support Engineer working within a NOC (Network Operations Center).
Nocsters focus on layer 1/2 outages whereas NOC Engineers focus on layer 3 outages.
Nocster by DreamerBrian~ February 9, 2013
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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