Nobstril 

Created as a non racist alternative to the urethral opening.

Oh my god "Emma", he just cock-sneezed out of his nobstril. - Emma A 2017

Nobstril by Nobstril July 9, 2017

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

Nostril Snotch by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.

Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

nostril hair collector by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Nostril burner 

Someone who reeks of body odor, resulting in your nostrils "burning".

Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!

Nostril burner by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013

nostril fucker 

anything annoying ie..person,animal

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway

nostril fucker by filkro June 2, 2009

Starving nostrils 

Too have a unrelenting need for any snortable drug.

#1 "Whats his name?" #2 "Lee Blundell" #1 "yeah! He the one with the starving nostrils?"

Starving nostrils by Starving Nostrils February 7, 2015

Cunt-nostril 

when one or more people have consumed a large amount of dank chron (weed), and are at the point of temporary paralysis from the neck down.

" dude I am cunt-nostril right now "

Or by adding ED. to the end you can say

" bro I am cunt-nostriled "

Cunt-nostril by Damo the destroyer June 12, 2016