A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
by Foxzes February 25, 2018
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The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.
Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof
by iGood July 27, 2018
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Reading both of them in their atomic symbols, it says "No U". Because someone said your mother is made out of a gallium yttrium alloy.
Person 1: lol yur mum is made out of a gallium yttrium alloy!
Person 2: Nobelium Uranium
Person 1: *Gets pwned*
by TheRobloxian27 January 16, 2019
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Nerd : Almost had sex with a trap nobelium holmium molybdenum
Bob : hol up.
by Noobylin May 2, 2020
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The most destructive type of no u, can literally annihilate your enemy in seconds
guy 1: your mom gay lol
guy 2: nobelium uranium
guy 1: wait what the fu- OH NO OH FUCK HELP ME AAAA-
by btcmr123 June 13, 2019
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It is atomic number 102 with symbol No. It's longest stable isotope is Nobelium-259 for 58min.
Nobelium is named after Alfred Nobel.
by MatchGuy February 18, 2023
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