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No You Don't 

No you can't do this or that.Yeah right like I would let you do that.
Trisha"Well bye I'm gonna go tell Joey you like him"

Tasha "No You Don't,not while I'm alive."

No you don't

You don't need to get the lights on first. The lights were on before now and you weren't doing it. If you needed lights you should have done it before the lights went out.
Hym "No you don't. You don't NEED anything. All of your NEEDS are met by the taxpayers. That is where the money YOU are still getting paid is going. To meet YOUR needs... INSTEAD of MY needs. That's exactly why I'm not paying. Your needs are being met. Mine are not. I've listed several things I need of the course of the last 7 years and I've received none of those things. Shut it down harder actually. Start locking people out of their bank accounts."
No you don't by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

No you don't.

You are trying to steal mine. You're not allowed to have your own.
No you don't. by Hym Iam October 8, 2026

You don’t want no smoke 

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog

You don't want no sauce 

A comeback or phrases used when in a argument or as a response when you don't want to hear the other person anymore T.A.P
Mom- Ty clean your room

Ty- I don't want to clean it

Mom- What did I say, you better clean it now
Ty- You don't want no sauce!
Mom- ??????
Ty- Exactly

No, you don't

When someone does something really wrong. Or when someone just does something.
No, you don't walk around with no shoes on. You just don't!

Guy: Excuse me, wanna dance?
Girl: No, you don't!
No, you don't by Sabutay February 28, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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