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No tits 

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This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
A: "Hey, I'm going to message him!"
B: "No tits, you won't"
No tits by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022
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no tits 

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What a woman says to another woman if she wants to challenge her and if the other woman refuses she is seen as wuss
"Ask that guy for his number. no tits."
no tits by blubberrrrr1281 July 6, 2025
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Nancy No-Tits 

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a derogatory term for a woman skinnier than you who ends up flirting with the man you like.
"That guy doesn't know what he's missing. We'd be amazing together but he'd rather be with Nancy No-Tits over there!"
Nancy No-Tits by Bar Goer August 23, 2012
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mandy no tits 

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A girl who doesn't have any boobage.

A girl who has no tits.

A titless chick. Derivative of billy no mates.
Girl 1: OMG! Did you see Yolanda in her tube top?
Girl 2: Yeah it kept sliding down.
Girl 1: OMG! What a mandy no tits!
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big tits for no reason 

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When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.
Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason
big tits for no reason by Manginacus December 18, 2010
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All tits and no whistles 

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When someone looks hot but has no brains.
Look at that girl she’s all tits and no whistles
All tits and no whistles by Madcow81 October 18, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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