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no lol means no now stfu😀🦶🤟
friend: have u seen Charli D’Amelios new tiktok!
me: no lol
my fyp: toe pics?🦶😋
no lol by bad bitch hailey🥵 September 13, 2020
The answer when someone asks you if you are their friend. It can also be used for other stupid questions.
Ryann: Aspen, are you my best friend?
Aspen: no lol.

no lol’s 

No lols is a term created in Akron,Ohio. It means you got no laughs. It comes from the term (laugh out loud)
“Yo momma so fat when she jumps theres a earthquake🤓”
“Nigga aint get no lol’s😂”
no lol’s by User3318310746827 August 28, 2022
Lol no is a phrase that must be respected, it is for when you disagree with someone and want to win the argument no matter what. Lol no will immediately win any argument placed before you whilst irritating the other party. It may only be used once, or in quick succession to hammer your point in.
lvl 1 crook: oh my god you're actually the worst smash player I've ever seen
lvl 40 boss: lol no
lol no by yes ewan October 8, 2020
A response to a statement that was is incorrect, that it's funny.
Friend~Do you like JJ?
Me~lol no !
lol no by XxZoexX August 10, 2020
Used to reject nooblets, or to answer questions that have no relevance to the situation at hand.

Started by the Clan of Awesome Awesomeness on Gaia, while playing Gaia's MMO zOMG.
Example one-
Nooblet: Can I joinz ur crew?
Fwee: LOL NO.

Example two-
Person one: WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ???

Fwee: LOL NO.

Random person: STFU AND STOP SPAMMING NOOBLET!!
LOL NO. by MakaFwee March 15, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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