Lol no is a phrase that must be respected, it is for when you disagree with someone and want to win the argument no matter what. Lol no will immediately win any argument placed before you whilst irritating the other party. It may only be used once, or in quick succession to hammer your point in.
lvl 1 crook: oh my god you're actually the worst smash player I've ever seen
lvl 40boss: lol no
Used to reject nooblets, or to answer questions that have no relevance to the situation at hand.
Started by the Clan of Awesome Awesomeness on Gaia, while playing Gaia's MMO zOMG.
Example one-
Nooblet: Can I joinz ur crew?
Fwee: LOL NO.
Example two-
Person one: WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ???
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.