no fives 

This is what you say when someone says something incorrect or stupid. When you say "no fives" correctly, then you get to grind you finger across the persons neck as hard as you can.

"So, Nixon was a bad democrat, huh?"

"NO FIVES!! Lemme get that neck..."

"Aww man!"
==Action happens==
"Oww!"

"Gotcha!"

no fives by Lolarsaur May 25, 2009

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders 

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders by QuacksO September 15, 2018

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska 

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska

There Are No Losses, Straight Finesse....Mhm....Call Me Shalashaska by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

《¤》There《¤》Are《¤》No《¤》Losses《¤》I《¤》Finesse《¤》Call《¤》Me《¤》Shalashaska《¤》 

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《¤》There《¤》Are《¤》No《¤》Losses《¤》I《¤》Finesse《¤》Call《¤》Me《¤》Shalashaska《¤》

《¤》There《¤》Are《¤》No《¤》Losses《¤》I《¤》Finesse《¤》Call《¤》Me《¤》Shalashaska《¤》 by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi 

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025