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Similar to a "faux-five."

When giving some one a high five you stop at the last minute. However, instead of just dodging the high five you form your fiving hand into a finger and shake it at the person. A stern glare should accompany this gesture. Sometimes a loud "No!" is also appropriate.

No-fives should usually be used as friend punishment. A great way to get some ones hopes up then crush them at the last minute.
When Keith told me he finally caught Raiku he thought he was pretty cool... until I No-fived him.

I really deserved the No-five I got after losing to a girl in air hockey.
No-Five by Watermaine March 8, 2009
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No Five Left Behind 

the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
C'mon man, high five.
no.
(out of nowhere): IM ON IT!!!
*smack*
NO FIVE LEFT BEHIND XD

Five No Fucks 

A liberating phrase/attitude used in the event that someone presents and idea, opinion or a nugget of useless information that you have no vested interest in, thus producing a negative effect not only on your mood but on a personal as well as cellular level.
Broseph #1- Hey dude, I just got a deal on some spanx!

Broseph #2 - I give Five No Fucks!
Five No Fucks by ACII January 12, 2012

Five-no Class 

Five-no Class (or FINO Class) is a derogatory term addressing the losers of modern society.

The "five" denotes the condition of a person having no property, no vocation, no spouse, no child, and no interest, hence five nos. The shorthanded term FINO derives from Spanish meaning "thin" but also "fine", which adds a sarcasitc connotation.
After graduated from college, I became one of the Five-no Class (FINO) class.
Five-no Class by SSTW July 8, 2020

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no fives 

This is what you say when someone says something incorrect or stupid. When you say "no fives" correctly, then you get to grind you finger across the persons neck as hard as you can.
"So, Nixon was a bad democrat, huh?"

"NO FIVES!! Lemme get that neck..."

"Aww man!"
==Action happens==
"Oww!"

"Gotcha!"
no fives by Lolarsaur May 25, 2009
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