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No creeper 

A phrase to compensate for something creepy done or said to a person.
Jon: Those pants look really great on you.
Mary: umm...I don't really know you like that.
Jon: OO no creeper!
Mary: Hahaha oo ok.
No creeper by blackjack3420 December 24, 2008

no creepo 

A phrase used to show that your intentions are pure, though what you're saying is pretty creepy. Be careful who you use this one on. Should NEVER be used to try to fix a creepy statement... unless you're trying to walk into an awkward situation for humor purposes. Should be used to accentuate a very obvious creepy statement even further. Almost always used by men toward cute women. lots of times on social networking sites.

In some intsances, interchangable with "no hetero."
#1: Hey kelly, good show, I love your band, happy birthday last week... no creepo. also, how's your dog sunnybear?

#2: (on a social networking site) Sup? I found you on the search and you're really cute, no creepo.

#3: woman: How's this dress look on me?
guy: mmm.. I'd hit it with soap in a sock. No creepo/No hetero.
no creepo by bigskinnyjohnson August 9, 2010

no creepy 

A phrase used after saying something that could be misconstrued as creepy. (similar to the function of no homo)
Guy: Yeah, I figured out where she was going from her facebook status, no creepy.

or

Guy: I'd love to babysit for you sometime, no creepy
no creepy by A-Cade July 8, 2010
You say this right after you say something that could be taken as creepy.
Examples:

Girl1: Omg, hi Ashley! Happy Birthday, you're really pretty, no creeps.
Girl2: Hahh, thank you. :)
*at least she said no creeps or that would have been creepy..*

Boy: Hey you, I like what you're wearing today, no creeps.
Girl: Aw, thank you. :S
*thank gosh for that no creeps or that would have been UBER creepy.*
no creeps by X2cute4uX November 5, 2010

no creepiness tho 

When you say some off shit but not tryna be creepy
aneyah is gay
Girl: my tits are red
Guy: lemme see no creepiness tho
no creepiness tho by Brian Trang September 17, 2019

Assassins creed no life 

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.
"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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