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No Chance 

No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.
John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways.
No Chance by Pylon February 5, 2008
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NO CHANCE 

Often used by famous CIS Soccer Prodigy Kerman Pannu to deflate the opportunity to do something that is not appealing
Me: Hey Kerman wanna go watch a movie?
Kerman: NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE by mrdeol September 15, 2017

No Chance 

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.
Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!
No Chance by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

No Chance, Bro 

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.
"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"
No Chance, Bro by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

no chance Lance 

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
no chance Lance by DKapp October 8, 2013

no chance to survive 

Usually what happens when:

1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time

And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."

And if you survive, you get congradulation.

See:
make your time, aybabtu
"You have no chance to survive make your time..."

no chance nathan 

a man who has no luck with the ladies
"That bloke is a bit of a no chance nathan. He hasn't had a shag for years!
no chance nathan by no luck narelle September 24, 2007
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