DKapp's definitions

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

mandated

A girl that looks like she has "been around the block" and looks weathered

"Wow...look at her...she's hot!" "I don't know dude..she looks a little mandated to me"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

Bikram Drinking

When you go to a dive bar that has no AC and you actually sweat more than the booze you drink

"Man, they've gotta fix that AC down at Kappy's...I sweat more than I drank...it was like Bikram drinking!

by DKapp September 27, 2013