no caption 

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

no caption by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

Noception 

You have just crossed over to the town of Noception. A place where no cell signal may ever reach. It could be next door or right around the corner. There are many that live in Noception. Its population varies day to day.

I'll have to call you back later. I see the road sign ahead says Noception in 2 miles.

Noception by nohubris March 25, 2014

Nocation 

When you 're trying to say, "notation", but you have a stroke half-way through.

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Donald: "So, the proper nocation would then be-"
Colin: "Nocation?"
Donald: "Fuck."

Nocation by Ve-Nam@TheYoungCashRegister March 13, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004