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Noception 

You have just crossed over to the town of Noception. A place where no cell signal may ever reach. It could be next door or right around the corner. There are many that live in Noception. Its population varies day to day.
I'll have to call you back later. I see the road sign ahead says Noception in 2 miles.
Noception by nohubris March 25, 2014
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Something that isn't an option. An abbreviation of 'not an option'.
'Noption'
'Man that's a Noption'
'You're layin' down Noptions'
noption by David Culver January 1, 2008

noptional 

The combination of not+optional; having to do something, not being able to decide against it, its not optional.
"Hey Morgan, want to go to Florida for spring break?'
"Oh, I dont know"
"Too bad, you're going. Its Noptional"
noptional by somerandomdude1257 December 1, 2013

Nymception 

An Acronym within an Acronym.
Dude: ....though my personal favorite is TEDAC, TADS Electronic Display and Control.

Me: Wtf?

Dude: TADS being Target Acquisition and Designation System

Me: Nymception......

Dude: Pretty much, I about shit my pants when they told me that
Nymception by Da Pharmacist May 5, 2012

Nomptions 

Hey, where do you want to eat?

I don't know, what are our nomptions?
Nomptions by AlexPaulBrian June 11, 2010

noptional 

Not an option.
She's wants you to watch the latest Twilight movie with her and miss the opening game of the NBA finals? That's completely noptional! Bros before hoes, man. Bros before hoes.
noptional by kokujin0125 November 25, 2009

noiceations 

an extension of the word "noice" used to extend feelings of excellence. When someone does something that is killer or extraordinary.
Friend 1: Dude, I got an A on my chemistry test.
Friend 2: Noiceations dude.
noiceations by Paymie January 5, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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