No Dick

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A phrase that can be used to argue against anything and cannot be refuted.

1. "Would you be cool with it if I dated your ex-girlfriend?"

"No Dick"

2. "I just love guys who spray tan"

"No Dick"

3. "We need you to come in to work on Saturday"

"No Dick"

No Dick by Flyalla April 6, 2010

Words you can keep

No Dick

no dick when mike g. harr wishes wishes he got laid by ellen but it would never happen

Mike and Ellen were at ellens when ellen said he has no dick

No Dick by Mike G. H February 18, 2009

No dick

A man that is very cowardly and a pussy and sucks gay cock and is most likely gay.

Bro you are acting like a no dick.

No dick by Bignutti January 17, 2019

No Dick Bostwick

When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.

Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.

No Dick Bostwick by #SoNotAJames January 1, 2021

No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

No dick, no nuts by whamcity August 29, 2012

No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

No dick December by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

No Dick December

It's where girls can't have no dick WHATSOEVER throughout the whole entire December, until 12:00 January 1st.

Lila - Girl, are you ready for No Dick December?
Jane - Hell yeah, but I don't know how I'll survive.

No Dick December by /\/\itsuki December 2, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026