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simon kaggwa njala 

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.
- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)
Related Words
njaal • Naaliyah • Naale • najala • njål • Naal • naala • naalah • naalendukra • Naali
A boarding program for rejected Jewish teens being sent to Israel. These kids can spend the rest of their lives in Israel (depending on the severity of the harsh Zionism they are subjected to while there). The conditions are atrocious, with many people crammed into a small room, lousy excuses for food and disgusting toilets. The "caretakers" or Madrichim treat these kids very oppressively, sometimes even using them as a means of entertainment. They will force kids to clean repetitively, sometimes on a mass scale, or come in and turn on the light late at night, craving the emotions of a teen whose about to break.

It is a severe violation to show any sort of positivity while at naale. If a madrich sees a smile, or in extreme circumstances, a laugh, they will *make sure* that it won't happen again. Heck, that child can forget sleeping again. Every 120 seconds in Naale, 2 minutes go by. Only by coming together, as a singular force, we can put an end to this.
May God show mercy towards the young men and women currently forced to endure a life in Naale.

Naaliyah 

Naaliyah is the shy black girl in school. Naaliyah is kind and funny. Naalyiah never leaves the house. She loves BTS and turkey launchables, but doesnt eat the cheese.
Naaliyah is the best person
A Very Nice Person. She likes to give and is very pretty. She isn’t fake. but she can hang with the wrong people sometimes.
I wanna be friends with a Najala
Najala by OkaiiNaj May 15, 2018
Acronym : Not Just Another Lauren (or any other name)

Just because no other urban dictionary definition can describe a NJAL as well!
Definitely the most fun person you will ever know in your life, someone who you could talk to forever about a chicken named albert. someone who likes nevershoutnever!
NJAL is someone whos not just another lauren. : D
NJAL by Christabelle!!! April 25, 2009
A depressed person, typically found crying at home.
My girlfriend is being a complete Njål at the moment
Njål by ThatOneDepresso October 10, 2018
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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