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simon kaggwa njala 

The sole saviour of heterosexuality, often interviewing random gays at his own news show.
- Why are you gay?
- who says I'm gay?
- you are gay!

by simon kaggwa njala (2012)
Related Words
njaal Naaliyah Naale najala njål Naal naala naalah naalendukra Naali
A boarding program for rejected Jewish teens being sent to Israel. These kids can spend the rest of their lives in Israel (depending on the severity of the harsh Zionism they are subjected to while there). The conditions are atrocious, with many people crammed into a small room, lousy excuses for food and disgusting toilets. The "caretakers" or Madrichim treat these kids very oppressively, sometimes even using them as a means of entertainment. They will force kids to clean repetitively, sometimes on a mass scale, or come in and turn on the light late at night, craving the emotions of a teen whose about to break.

It is a severe violation to show any sort of positivity while at naale. If a madrich sees a smile, or in extreme circumstances, a laugh, they will *make sure* that it won't happen again. Heck, that child can forget sleeping again. Every 120 seconds in Naale, 2 minutes go by. Only by coming together, as a singular force, we can put an end to this.
May God show mercy towards the young men and women currently forced to endure a life in Naale.

Naaliyah 

Naaliyah is the shy black girl in school. Naaliyah is kind and funny. Naalyiah never leaves the house. She loves BTS and turkey launchables, but doesnt eat the cheese.
Naaliyah is the best person
A Very Nice Person. She likes to give and is very pretty. She isn’t fake. but she can hang with the wrong people sometimes.
I wanna be friends with a Najala
Najala by OkaiiNaj May 15, 2018
Acronym : Not Just Another Lauren (or any other name)

Just because no other urban dictionary definition can describe a NJAL as well!
Definitely the most fun person you will ever know in your life, someone who you could talk to forever about a chicken named albert. someone who likes nevershoutnever!
NJAL is someone whos not just another lauren. : D
NJAL by Christabelle!!! April 25, 2009
A depressed person, typically found crying at home.
My girlfriend is being a complete Njål at the moment
Njål by ThatOneDepresso October 10, 2018