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Niggitis 

After eating, smoking weed or drinking alcohol a strong sense of exhaustion tiredness or sleepiness takeover.
"I ate so much food im extremely sleepy now, i have a bad case of niggitis"
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This is when black people are full after eating a meal and take a nap or fall asleep.
After eating Thanksgiving Dinner my entire family developed NIGITIS.
Nigitis by Pretty Nupe 1 May 14, 2021
A condition where a human's lips swell tremendously and they feel compelled to steal a VCR.

Derived from the american english terms "typical" and "nigger"
Just like every other stupid igonrant nigger out there, you get nigitis and now you're black and your life is over.
Nigitis by Danyo March 8, 2005

niplitis 

when its cold and a chicks nipples go nice and pointy!
one of the nicest illnesses a girl can get
"hey girl, i got a remedy for that niplitis"
niplitis by gibbtron October 26, 2007
Nigitis happens when a Turk is hit in the back leading to immense pain and possibly severe autism
Turk: hello good man
Guy: Fuck u bitch*hits Turks back*
Turk: Nooo now I have nigitis
Turk: *shits pants*
Nigitis by 6-clock black boy March 8, 2019
makes your skin darker then it is
i have NigitiS
NigitiS by somefatdude December 17, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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