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A condition where a human's lips swell tremendously and they feel compelled to steal a VCR.

Derived from the american english terms "typical" and "nigger"
Just like every other stupid igonrant nigger out there, you get nigitis and now you're black and your life is over.
Nigitis by Danyo March 8, 2005
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Nigitis happens when a Turk is hit in the back leading to immense pain and possibly severe autism
Turk: hello good man
Guy: Fuck u bitch*hits Turks back*
Turk: Nooo now I have nigitis
Turk: *shits pants*
Nigitis by 6-clock black boy March 8, 2019
makes your skin darker then it is
i have NigitiS
NigitiS by somefatdude December 17, 2023

Nagitism 

Nagitism is the religion where people believe in Nagito Komaeda 🙏
Hello,what is your religion?
I am Nagitism!
Nagitism by Nagito Table October 30, 2020

Niggitis 

After eating, smoking weed or drinking alcohol a strong sense of exhaustion tiredness or sleepiness takeover.
"I ate so much food im extremely sleepy now, i have a bad case of niggitis"

nipgitis 

The war in nipgitis.... A war betwwen 1964 to 1966... Between venezuela and Great Britain.
Black individuals stole vcrs and got puffy lips. This was know as the War on Nipgitis
The war on Nipgitis....
nipgitis by Sarah neuman October 7, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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