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A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.
Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011
Related Words

Ninjercept 

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.

ninjercourse

1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.

2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!

b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
(Pirate talk) A corruption of the word Ninja. This terminology is commonly associated with weathered pirates who fight ninjas regularly.
Where ye be hidin'?, Here ninjer, ninjer, ninjer..
Ninjer by Amy the Pirate June 15, 2008

Ninjering 

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
Ninjering by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012
The condition or quality of being ninja-like
Spydah showed advanced ninjery with his understanding of Team Build.
ninjery by Richard Hundhausen January 22, 2008