ninjerl
ninjerl by nonblockhead February 28, 2010
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Ninjer
Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."
Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."
Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011
Ninjercept
A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
Ninjercept by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011
ninjercourse
1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.
2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!
b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
ninjercourse by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006
Ninjering
Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
Ninjering by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012
ninjery
ninjery by Richard Hundhausen January 22, 2008