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Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012
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Ninjering

Breaking to peoples houses sneakily. This term can be used in the middle of a robbery.
Chrissie: "We are in the middle of Ninjering"
Matilda: "Yeah, stay quiet or they'll hear us"
Anya: "Oh right sorry but later can we go drinking in the field"
by Ccream June 30, 2021
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Niggering

Present Tense:
1) Niggering (v) to a person; causing great disdain, annoyance, frustration, and or misfortune to said person.
Future Tense:
2) Nigger (v) to a person; causing said person a profound annoyance and or misfortune.
Past Tense:

3) Niggered (v) With respect to a person; having caused said person a profound annoyance and or misfortune.
1) “I gotta go, my parents are Niggering me.”
2) “I swear to god, if my teacher flunks me at the semester, I’m going to nigger him for the rest of the year.”
3) “Dude what the fuck, that guy just niggered me!”
by Lerealgamer April 23, 2020
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nietering

Verb: The process of doing little or no action. Standing or sitting in one place for an extended period of time, instead of doing what your supposed to be doing. Smoking weed enhances this phenomenon.
"Stop nietering around and let others use the couch!"

"Hey Brian, if you keep nietering around you will never graduate from college."
by Ty Bosch May 18, 2006
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Niggering around

Not paying attention, slacking, procrastinating, joking
by Forced_letter May 26, 2009
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Nannering

The act of being weird or crazy.
The students are going around nannering.
by TannerNanner April 10, 2019
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Ninjing

Displaying the abilities or likeness of the ninja.
Last night, no one knew we were present, which was in large part due to the fact that we were ninjing in the shadows.
by Nine Lives Co July 18, 2018
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