Ninjering

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

by InYourWindow00 May 07, 2012

Ninjer

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.

Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

by A real-life Ninja August 07, 2011

Ninjer

(Pirate talk) A corruption of the word Ninja. This terminology is commonly associated with weathered pirates who fight ninjas regularly.

Where ye be hidin'?, Here ninjer, ninjer, ninjer..

by Amy the Pirate June 15, 2008

Ninjer

A black ginger.

Alex: "I've never seen a black man with freckles before..."
Me: "Johnny your a black ginger!"
Tyler: "HE'S A NINJER!"
Johnny: "I'M A NINJJJJJJERRRRRR! :D"

by Big Asian Daddy April 24, 2010

ninjer

Another word for the feudal Japanese warriors known as the ninja, as used in the English dubbing of the Ninja Death movie series.

"I was attacked by a couple of Japanese ninjers!"

by Matthew S. Bondy January 17, 2004

Ninjer

A person that is black and Japanese

What's up my ninjer

He's part black and part Japanese so he's a ninjer

by JFK lives October 08, 2018

Ninjer

A ninja that has red hair.

Oh my god did you see that "ninjer" he may have chopped those gang bangers up with his sword but he has no soul! god damn gingers.....

by poopfarterz November 28, 2010