The act masturbating in a stealthy or hidden manner in a public setting; so as not to be seen during the act or moment of ejaculation.
"Dude traffic was hella bad on my way to work, and the chick on the radio had me feelin' some type of wayyyyyyyy. Had to bust out a quick lil Ninjerk in my car so I could concentrate on making this paper."
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Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."
Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."
Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"
by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011
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To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.
by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011
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2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).
g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!
b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.
by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006
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Where ye be hidin'?, Here ninjer, ninjer, ninjer..
by Amy the Pirate June 15, 2008
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Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.
Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."
by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012
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