Ninjerk

The act masturbating in a stealthy or hidden manner in a public setting; so as not to be seen during the act or moment of ejaculation.

"Dude traffic was hella bad on my way to work, and the chick on the radio had me feelin' some type of wayyyyyyyy. Had to bust out a quick lil Ninjerk in my car so I could concentrate on making this paper."

Ninjerk by Papa Schlömp January 19, 2021

Ninjerk

Ejaculating before achieving full wood.

Tried to ninjerk before work this morning but it's hard.

Ninjerk by Hopizz May 31, 2020

Ninjer 

A derogatory, slanderous slur referring to ninjas.

Mr. Xu:"Whats up my ninja?"
Dawon: "Oh, whats up ninjer."
Mr. Xu: "Whoa, man not cool."

Mr. Xu:"Hey did you hear about Dawon?"
Mrs. Xu: "No what happened"
Mr. Xu: "He got beat up by a bunch of ninjas because he called them ninjers!"

Ninjer by A real-life Ninja August 6, 2011

Ninjercept 

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.

I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.

Ninjercept by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011

ninjercourse

1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.

2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).

g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!

b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.

ninjercourse by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006

Ninjer 

(Pirate talk) A corruption of the word Ninja. This terminology is commonly associated with weathered pirates who fight ninjas regularly.

Where ye be hidin'?, Here ninjer, ninjer, ninjer..

Ninjer by Amy the Pirate June 15, 2008

Ninjering 

Nin-Jer-Ing
Ninjering is the act of masturbating and/or wanking while in conversation with another person, but the other person does not know you've got your hand down your pants. You secretly get yourself off without them ever knowing.

Sally: "So, I was at the store the other day, buying a piece of bread...."
Dave: "Uh huh... Which store did you buy the bread at?"
Sally: "Oh, the one up the street... the one with the red roof."
Dave: "I was there the other day, was buying.. SHIT!"
Sally: "What?! What's wrong?!"
Dave: "Nothing a sock can't clean up, score one for the Ninjering skills."

Ninjering by InYourWindow00 October 16, 2012