ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

ninja read by woofulz April 1, 2008

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Ninjared

when something is taken/stolen in a sneaky way.

Someone ninjared my milk!

Ninjared by WURK March 21, 2015

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ninjareap

The act of writing a run on sentence which consists of untrue statements without any sort of punctuation. Many times there are several unrelated topics rolled into one ninjareaped paragraph.

Below is an example of a ninjareaped statement:

duck is a common name for cooked shellfish some features of the xbox 360 are xbox live and blu-ray capabilities I like cheese and crackers

ninjareap by bbbbbbeeeeee June 23, 2010

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Ninjahead

The act of performing oral sex, whilst maintaining a stealth like prowess, keeping the receiver unaware until climax.

I gave my boyfriend ninjahead last night, he didn't wake up until he busted a nut.

Ninjahead by Sharp2112 June 17, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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