ninja read 

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

ninja read by woofulz April 1, 2008

Ninjared 

when something is taken/stolen in a sneaky way.

Someone ninjared my milk!

Ninjared by WURK March 21, 2015

ninjareap 

The act of writing a run on sentence which consists of untrue statements without any sort of punctuation. Many times there are several unrelated topics rolled into one ninjareaped paragraph.

Below is an example of a ninjareaped statement:

duck is a common name for cooked shellfish some features of the xbox 360 are xbox live and blu-ray capabilities I like cheese and crackers

ninjareap by bbbbbbeeeeee June 23, 2010

Ninjahead 

The act of performing oral sex, whilst maintaining a stealth like prowess, keeping the receiver unaware until climax.

I gave my boyfriend ninjahead last night, he didn't wake up until he busted a nut.

Ninjahead by Sharp2112 June 17, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008