ninja read

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TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

ninja read by woofulz April 1, 2008

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Ninjared

when something is taken/stolen in a sneaky way.

Someone ninjared my milk!

Ninjared by WURK March 21, 2015

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ninjareap

The act of writing a run on sentence which consists of untrue statements without any sort of punctuation. Many times there are several unrelated topics rolled into one ninjareaped paragraph.

Below is an example of a ninjareaped statement:

duck is a common name for cooked shellfish some features of the xbox 360 are xbox live and blu-ray capabilities I like cheese and crackers

ninjareap by bbbbbbeeeeee June 23, 2010

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Ninjahead

The act of performing oral sex, whilst maintaining a stealth like prowess, keeping the receiver unaware until climax.

I gave my boyfriend ninjahead last night, he didn't wake up until he busted a nut.

Ninjahead by Sharp2112 June 17, 2017

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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