Nila is a very nice and helpful alien (she’s not a person, she’s a species-alien) she knows when you need help and she always helps you (*cough cough* me) and is very nice about it.

she is unusually smart (must be all of those years, being a ghost and alien and all)

she really likes basketball, so if you wanna play basketball you know who to ask.
she’s OBSESSED with Kpop, to the point where she has SOCKS (don’t ask)

P.S you can ALWAYS refer to her as Kürbis or pumpkin either one 😁

wow, what a nice pumpkin field, right nilaaaaa? where is she? is she blending in again? I knew I shouldn’t have played hide and seek with her here”

“friend: OMG IS THAT AN ALIEN SPACE SHIP
me: OH DONT WORRY! THATS JUST MY FRIEND NILAS! SHE CAME FROM MARS”

If she ever says something that’s a little weird, you can always just say: “stop being such an alien

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Nilaya

A memelord who is sometimes sad but tries their best to stay happy. Nilaya is a great friend, but sometimes she can be reckless, leaving you confused. Her personality is all over the place but she usually is able to crack a good joke. Never make Nilaya sad or she will cry. She's a crybaby.

"Oh my goodness, did you hear what Nilaya said the other day? I couldn't stop laughing!"

"Aw man, I wish I heard it! That Nilaya, what a funny girl."

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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