niggotiation 

Negotiation of two black people in the hood.

"Did you hear about Tyrese? He did some niggotiation with Daquan so he could get some weed"

niggotiation by dick.chedder March 11, 2020

Hostage Negotiation 

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

aggressive negotiations 

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

aggressive negotiations by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

negrotiation 

The dispute that always occurs when splitting a dinner check among a party of African Americans

Why does splitting the bill with you Huxtables have to be such a negrotiation?

negrotiation by Henry Robinson May 17, 2007

NoGotiation 

Refusal to accept negotiation terms, and therefore reaching an agreement is a "no go".

Amanda: "Can I borrow your cute heels to go clubbing tonight?"

Kelly: "Nope."

Amanda: "C'mon!"

Kelly: "No way! Your foot funk is contagious... I can't be having your gnarly corn-infested toes all up in my shoes."

Amanda: "Well, I guess this NoGotiation's over"...

NoGotiation by havwingswillfly March 29, 2010

negrotiation 

An attempt to compromise or "negrotiate" with any black person or persons.

Gerald did not want to go to see Mamma Mia!, so I conducted a negrotiation with him.

negrotiation by panda_face October 6, 2008