Nigglet whooping is when a black fat cunt gets spanked by their dad or mom or someone special to them because they like got F on their biology test about what the fuck diarrhea is.

"How the fuck this kid doesn't know what diarrhea is, this black piece of shit got diarrhea himself like wtf!?" the dad said while spanking the shit out of the nigglet "like damn he is getting a nigglet whooping"

Nigglet whooping by EAT ASS123 September 17, 2018

Nicolette

Nicolette is a wonderful person who doesnt know it. Shes an amazing person and an even better friend. She is very pretty and also kinda short. Very weird person but not in a bad way. She'll always know how to make you smile and you should try to do the same. You cant hate her, or even dislike her. She's insecure with no reason, her ego is smaller than the amount of work youll need to do to make her laugh, which isnt much. You could talk to her all day and still be able to talk, even with nothing to talk about. Your phone would vibrate and your face would brighten up in hope its her. An absolute babe and a total sweetheart. On her first hello youre already hooked. Shes been through some shit but you wouldnt have guessed.

"Nicolette is such a good friend I love her to death"
"Yeah ik shes such a sweetie"

Nicolette by Pneumonoultramicro April 20, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026