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Nierenjuice 

Common german word for "piss" or "pee".

Nieren (kidneys) produce their own yellow juice.
"Hey Tom, let's have some fun and fuck! I wanna give you my Nierenjuice!" — “Ohhh yessss ahhhh gargl glaaaarghhhh gaaarglll!" — "Yeah drink my Nierenjuice!"
Nierenjuice by gollomosh December 13, 2022
Related Words
niege • Niegel • nieger • nidget • Niece • Nidge • Neige • nieceinlaw • naeger • Nege

mein neger 

"My Nigga" in German.
mein neger by Danterahi October 5, 2016

nietering 

Verb: The process of doing little or no action. Standing or sitting in one place for an extended period of time, instead of doing what your supposed to be doing. Smoking weed enhances this phenomenon.
"Stop nietering around and let others use the couch!"

"Hey Brian, if you keep nietering around you will never graduate from college."
nietering by Ty Bosch May 18, 2006

din mor er neger 

Larses mor er neger
lars: hvaså monobryn

Noah: Din mor er neger

nieceritter 

(Verb.) term for going outside to get Vienna sausage In a place (generally Texas)
I'm going to go nieceritter for a while.
nieceritter by Till the end of time September 14, 2021

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night
Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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