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Female version of "Nephew", individuals using niece/nephew try to get people off of using the n-word. Means the same (ie sister/brother), but in a less aggressive/derogatory sense.
"That niece has crazy booty..."
by Vitamin T December 15, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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free babysitter.a person who chooses to watch children against their freewill
hey wanna go to the club?.. sure let me call, my niece she is my free babysitter!
by overlord exodus February 19, 2008
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- The daughter of one's brother/sister or brother in-law/sister in-law

- A female member of one's family that an uncle loves so much in-addition to a nephew

- Best of both worlds
I have 3 uncles. So, that means I'm his niece, his niece, and his niece!
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A Niece is a beautiful girl who will love you forever but be aware Aunties And uncles if their parents say no they will come to you .
Oh look it’s Lacey’s Niece She’s really pretty.
by Koala bears rule October 07, 2019
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A fucking stupid way of saying the name "Nic." This originated from the homo himself, Brandon Phliponeau. If you would like to contact Brandon all you have to say is "Geometry is easy," u will know it's him when he comes around and starts arguing trying to make fun of you if your are not in advanced classes
by LD620 March 15, 2016
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an expression to convey happiness and recognition of a favorable event, while also highlighting the misspelling of the original word "Nice." The expression is usually reserved for ironic situations since the word is recognized as a misspelling.
Roland : Hey Monica, you just won the Mega Millions lottery.

Monica : Niece!!!
by Rolando Montoya May 17, 2012
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