A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.
n. A person, usually a male, that lays around all day waiting on someone to do everything for them, and then spends what little money they do have on entertainment and personal items.
I'm tired of working overtime while that Niggapotomus sits at home all day watching his newtv.