Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crazybunnylady

nidgapotamus

A guy called Nigel who greatly resembles a hippo.

A Nidgapotamus has a giant mouth, short legs and a body like a barrel

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

The anus.

Noooo don't put it in the hole of doom!

The penis of a man named Nigel.

As in widge but the long named version.

Nigel, put your WIGEL away!!