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Nice hands 

Having no attractive qualities, ugly
You should go out with her, she has nice hands.
Nice hands by Thetruthistold May 13, 2012
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Nice hands 

(N•ice Han•ds)
This is an expression used when someone makes a mistake usually with their hands. It can even go as far as them accidentally breaking something, falling, or any another accidental mistake where they may not even be using their hands. Really just a sarcastic ass remark following someone's mistake.
Here comes our waitress with a tray full of drinks. OH NO! She just dropped them all over the table. Damn! NICE HANDS! Now get us a towel!
Nice hands by bradfordkarter September 17, 2017

nice hands 

When a woman says so to a man, it means she is very attracted to him.
"You have nice hands, Tom", she said as her heart beat at a million miles an hour.
nice hands by AAAAidk September 15, 2023

You have nice hands 

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.
Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!

Nice hand 

In the world of Poker...
A lot of people think "nice hand" means well played. But they would say well played if they meant well played. "Nice hand" actually refers to the player relying on nothing but their hand to win the pot. Referring to the outcome as pure luck and not their skills that won him the pot.
In Texas Holdem

flop, turn and river goes: 10, 3, 3, 2, 7

Player 1: shows 10,10 -full house

Player 2: shows 3,3 -4 of a kind

Player 1 goes "SHIT nice hand"
Nice hand by Nost September 4, 2010

Nice Hand 

Said by players who get a bad beat or rivered.
Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK

Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot

Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."
Nice Hand by stig217 March 11, 2010

nice firm handshake 

a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin
"Hey johnny how'd the interview go?" "Great! except the interviewer didn't take a liking to my nice firm handshake."
nice firm handshake by nippleshipple November 21, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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