Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

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nerks

A slang term for chips in parts of Northern England. Mostly Yorkshire.

I'm off to the chippy to get a bag of nerks.

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nerks

when nipples get hard due to coldness

when you go in the sea or a pool on a cold day and come out and you can see the outline of your nipples in your swimsuit.... then someone shouts NERKS!!!!

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Nerks

A mix between a nice guy and a jerk. Starts off with a little bit of jerk characteristics. Act like she is not the last woman on earth. A nerk also acts as if he knows he could always get another girl. He also treats the woman he wants like a woman who he is not terribly interested in. The nerk doesnt start out too fast or gets clingy or jealouse. The nerk is also unpredictable. They are normally popular, funny, and exciting. They never keep the same routine. They also display half the affection they would like to show. They advance as time goes on. They make the girl WANT HIM. She has to work at it a bit. He never over does something she likes. He is mister big man in public, but tender in private. This is a new breed of man.

"WOW, that mans a nerk."

"I wish ever man was nerk!"

girlfriend- "I went out with a guy last night, he was kind of a jerk, but at the same time he was the a nice guy. There's something about him that intrigues me. He was not a typical guy. He was perfect."

Friend- "He musta been one of those nerks! WOWZERS :)"

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

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